it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
im on a boat
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