never play flip cup with pint glasses
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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