Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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