arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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