ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
whose parrot is this?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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