You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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