I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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