I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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