idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
