doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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