But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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