Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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