I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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