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i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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