so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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