Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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