I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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