Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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