guys are only as good as the porn they watch
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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