One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
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