she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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