she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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