I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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