he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Randomize