come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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