Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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