Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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