Just fell off a train. Bad.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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