You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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