hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
