we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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