YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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