I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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