I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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