I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
