Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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