GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Holy sore nipples Batman
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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