I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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