How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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