I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I didn't notice because vodka
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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