hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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