Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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