actually, I'm a sock model
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
ttyl tear gas
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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