I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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