Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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