Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Come on in and take your pants off
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