what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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