how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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