You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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