was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
this will be a night to untag.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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