We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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