i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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