Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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