i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
