I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The air was thick with penises
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
